BOC Week 10 Lawyer Jokes

What do you call a lawyer gone bad?

Your honor.

What do you call a judge gone bad?

Senator.

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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!

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How does an attorney sleep?
First he lies on one side, and then on the other.

-http://brainden.com/lawyer-jokes.htm

How do you get a group of lawyers to smile for a picture?
Just say "Fees!"

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